
Jake Kry
What's there not to say! This app is great at parties when you've already had 1 too many, but you still want to join in on the festivities. This app has saved me countless times (both physically and mentally) I'm a different person after using this app... for the better! Life hits just a little bit harder after a sip of the blue beer. Highly recommend!
26 people found this review helpful

kneelmortals
love the app, full of good laughs and lots. the beer tasted alright, not the best but it's free so I can't complain. friends genuinely thought I was pounding back some good ol' fashioned cold ones, they were pleasantly surprised when I let on that I wasn't actually drinking beer! I haven't had such fun with an app since 2018 with the Jeremy Renner app! I would give this app 10 stars if I could, but unfortunately the app store will NOT let me. we'll done all.
49 people found this review helpful

Joe D
This app not only changed my life, but it altered the trajectory for the fate of all humanity. Once I opened the app I got an overwhelming urge to tell the wife and kids I was going out to get cigarettes, when a portal opened which took me to an alternate dimension that had discovered time travel. I learned of an asteroid destined to hit earth, and was taught to destroy it. I returned with a nuclear fusion space laser and cigarettes, aimed at the asteroid and destroyed it. Thanks Beer Simulator.
566 people found this review helpful