The Longest Game Ever

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As suggested by its name, "The longest game ever" is... the longest game ever! No human being has ever finished this game!

Fight "7804j", the high performing artificial intelligence and push him to his limits until he gives up. So far, no mortal has ever managed to defeat him and all ended up abandoning,
dying of exhaustion. Warning: according to recent researches, playing this game increases your chances of suicide by 72%!
Will you accept the challenge? How many hundred of hours will you withstand before breaking?

To finish this game, your best weapon will be patience. There are very few difficulties: all you will need is perseverance, tenacity, some relentlessness and obstinacy ;)

Warning: Highly addictive game... yet without any interest whatsoever. This game can be annoying, a bit of a pain in the neck, boring as hell and somewhat clingy, relatively upsetting or tiring (both of them maybe), as tedious as tame, a true nuisance, tiresome, monotonous, narcotic (yes!), sometimes painful, soporific and certainly irritating (obviously a non-exhaustive list).

Starting this game without finishing it, it is adding your name to the long list of people who failed. So don’t be a mere anthropoid ape among the millions of other primates, and show to all these fools who is the best ! Because despite everything that is written here, you know that nothing is really infinite… and therefore that this game must have an end. But how far will you have to go to find it? :D

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Let your growing curiosity carry you to the “Install” button, but don’t be disappointed later on if the game doesn’t meet your expectations. And if, by the greatest miracle of all, you REALLY manage to finish this game, then don’t complain on Google Play, instead take it as a real success and proof of your greatness.


Best of luck,

7804j, the developer

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Longer than completing every achievement in World of Warcraft… Longer than watching every episode of Doctor Who… More difficult than becoming Master on League of Legends… More repetitive than Clash of Clans… More annoying than your mother-in-law… More useful than having 5000 fake friends on Facebook.
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What's New

Bug fixes in some levels.
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Additional Information

Updated
April 25, 2018
Size
5.4M
Installs
100,000+
Current Version
1.13.8
Requires Android
4.0 and up
Content Rating
Everyone
Permissions
Offered By
7804j
Developer
Jonathan Zimmermann Ch. de Chamoyron 1b 1806 St-Légier Suisse
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