A Vampire's Midlife Crisis: A Hilarious Paranormal Romcom Adventure
About this audiobook
A Vampire's Midlife Crisis is a paranormal romcom where midlife meets the supernatural in New Orleans. Will Sabrina manage to tame her new vampiric life and the misfits at Fangri-La, or has she bitten off more than she can chew?
Her life wasn’t all bad until she woke up a vampire.
Sabrina raised a daughter, started her own coffee shop, and bought her dream house in her hometown of New Orleans. If she had to complain about anything, it would be the seventh level of Hell hot flashes that come with being 53 years old. That is, until she wakes up a vampire in this hilarious paranormal romcom.
Her body has never been more perky and her hair is a dream. Problems? Several. A vampire shouldn’t have hot flashes, mood swings that rival a rollercoaster ride, and the urge to drop into a dead sleep at 9:00 pm.
There is a God and he goes by the name of Christoph, the king of the New Orleans coven and a vampire who is hotter than her night sweats. Ready to jump his ancient bones, she manages self-control. Barely. When she learns he can cure more than her animalistic urges, she will promise anything.
Enter the misfits. A succubus kicked out of Hell, an old-as-dirt reaper, a purple dragon whose hiccups light eyebrows on fire, and a cute-as-can-be pooch that’s really a Hellhound. All occupants of the B&B, Fangri-La, and Sabrina’s job is to turn Christoph’s new acquisition into a thriving business. Holy hot flashes, she may have sunk her fangs into more than she can handle.
For fans of, Molly Harper, Darynda Jones and Robyn Peterman.
