Never Say Never!: In life anything is possible. I even saw a woman shove her entire fist up her own butthole once on the internet.
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"The most important book since the Bible." -Jesus
"If I didn't read Never Say Never, I would have never tried to suck my own dick." -Joe Rogan
"Matthew Perry didn't read Never Say Never and he was killed by Hillary Clinton" -Alex Jones
"Never Say Never inspires people to follow their dreams, no matter how completely and utterly stupid they are."
-Joey Chestnut
Dr. Brandon Day is very good friend of mine and an inspiration to us all, not like that loser Sleepy Joe Biden or Ron Desanctimonious. Dr. Brandon Day is like a white Rosa Parks. If he had a pussy, I would definitely grab it. I would grab that big, fat, beautiful pussy of his. That is how good his new book is. Never Say Never inspired me to run for re-election in 2024, even though everyone knows then 2020 election was rigged. -Donald J. Trump
Life coach, influencer, activist, and bestselling author, Brandon Day, teaches us what it takes live his best life as he chronicles his own personal struggles with student loans, bad credit, jerk bosses, teachers, cable companies, neighbors, his parents, chores, being broke, his ex-wife, and even his own children to learn how to live out the classic cliche, "Never Say Never!" -Book Review Journal
I always hated being an adult. I resented the idea of being so caught up in grown-up stuff like forgetting to pay my bills, finding socks that matched, and lying about why I was late for work that I lost sight of everything that ever made me happy as a child. I gave up on popping wheelies. I stopped ding-dong ditching, and I didn't even think spitballs or really loud farts were as funny as they used to be. I hadn't drawn a dick on something in years, and I couldn't even remember the last time I threw a party at my parent's house when they weren't home, or when I had sex with a sixteen-year-old girl in the back seat of my mom's car. By my 40th birthday, I was completely broken, and just a shell of that spry boy who left the loudest farts in the 5th grade.
Shortly after I graduated college, I needed to find a fucking job and move the hell out so I could start paying my own goddamn bills already. At least that's what my parents were always telling me. What my parents didn’t understand was that I was a Psychology major, and Psychology majors don’t do stuff like get good jobs or move out of their parents’ house. With a shitty college major, and not enough charm or good looks to enter the lucrative world of pharmaceutical sales like my mom and dad wanted me to, it looked like I was destined to smoke pot all day and live with my parents forever.
But with a little luck and a fuckload of white privilege, my life is finally on the right track. I healed the damaged relationship with my father, even though he could be a real dick sometimes. I also awakened my inner child. Now I am the same fun-loving, happy-go-lucky child who used to masturbate five times a day and played with matches. I have dental insurance, an amicable divorce, and two kids who aren't in therapy yet. I am even back to drawing dicks on people’s stuff at work again. Let’s just say my life turned out exactly as I planned, and it's all because I never stopped saying never, and you shouldn't either." -Author of Never Say Never, Dr. Brandon Day
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About the author
Dr. Brandon considers himself an expert on most things. However, he is best known for being late for work, spending too much time in the bathroom, drinking too much, road rage, and embarrassing his children in front of their friends. He frequently gives lectures on topics he knows very little about to friends and family at various bars, hunting and fishing camps, and social gatherings throughout areas of Pennsylvania, New York, and New Jersey.
Dr. Brandon never won any awards for his writing. However, he did win many participation awards as a child and countless drinking games in college. In his free time, he enjoys looking for the remote, mansplaining stuff to his wife, and complaining about gas prices.
