Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything

The Betches

Jun 2013 · Tantor Media Inc · Narrated by Arika Rapson

About this audiobook

Look, maybe you're a nice girl, but we're guessing you're more like us or you probably wouldn't have picked up this book. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this book is about getting what you want. Not in a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever.

How does a betch make that happen?

Here are some highlights:

• DON'T BE EASY.
• DON'T BE POOR.
• DON'T BE UGLY.

We didn't come up with these life lessons. We're just the ones who wrote it all down. This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcées. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You're welcome.

About the author

The Betches are the creators of the popular Web site BetchesLoveThis.com.

Audiobook narrator Arika Rapson has performed a wide range of genres, from classics to contemporary thrillers, children's books, urban fantasy, and women's literature. Her voice has been featured on national television, on radio, and in video games, and she is the ongoing narrator for Amazon Kindle's how-to video series.