Go The Bark To Work!

Bark Twain

Jun 2022 · Tantor Media Inc · Narrated by Michael Winslow

About this audiobook

The pandemic has been with us for what seems like forever. And every day seems like Groundhog Day! You wake up. You eat. You Zoom with colleagues. You send emails. You binge watch television. You feed the dog. You ponder buying bitcoin or dogecoin for your four-legged best friend. And then the next day you do it all over again. This is not the life you or your dog expected. You both need more. Your lab, pug, or poodle was happy when you stopped going to the office. But, frankly, after all these months of having you home, he is over it. What does your dog think? Probably just what laugh-out-loud canine humorist Bark Twain thinks: - Go the Bark to Work. You've been home for months and you're cramping my style. - Go the Bark to Work. I need to get with the poodle next door! - Go the Bark to Work. You need a shave-I'm afraid you have fleas! With this funny opus, Bark Twain joins the pantheon of famous dogs who bring joy to our lives. Move over Snoopy, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Benji, Beethoven, and Lassie; Bark Twain is funnier, snarkier, and more street savvy than you'll ever be. And you just need to . . . Go the Bark to Work! Contains mature themes.

About the author

Bark Twain is a dog who knows his mind and is frustrated with the world today. Bark Twain is thinking about buying Dogecoin, getting a Tesla, and flying to space on one of Elon Musk's SpaceX flights. He is no fan of Grumpy Cat or Garfield. Go the Bark to Work is his first book.