101 Ways to Flip the Bird

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So ticked off you’re at a loss for words?

101 Ways to Flip the Bird provides 101 creative ways to express exactly how you feel. Arm yourself with the perfect bird for every occasion:


Some jerk cut you off in traffic?

Opt for the Classic Flip, also appropriate when protesting a bad call by a referee (see page 2).

Interrupted by a rude coworker?

Try the Glasses Adjuster, subtle enough to use during a business meeting (see page 26).

A joker makes a snide remark about your haircut?

Cup a Bird behind your ear and flip them Sorry, I’m Deaf (see page 66).

Your cheap friend is hitting you up for money again?

Pull Here, I’ve Got Something For You out of your pocket (see page 38).

First date boring you half to death with inane chatter?

Amuse yourself with the Thinker, a simple and pensive Bird to the chin (see page 64).

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RICK JOSEPH is a film producer and novelty toy manufacturer who lives in Sherman Oaks, California. He has been credited on such comedy classics as Rush Hour and National Lampoon’s Van Wilder. JASON JOSEPH lives in Buffalo, New York.

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