5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)

The Oatmeal · Matthew Inman

Oct 2010 · The Oatmeal Book 1 · Andrews McMeel Publishing

About this eBook

In Matthew Inman's New York Times best selling 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.

Sixtry of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as: 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times, 6 Types of Crappy Hugs, 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You, 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat, and 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer.

Ratings and reviews

Thought this was funny enough to give a read, until he started making light of the cove in Japan saying how the dolphins deserve it and saying because its part of the culture its okay. The mass genocide of any species is never okay. After you see through the witty facade you begin to understand this author is deeply psychotic. Don't read ,or rather if you do,steal it, torrent it, so this awful person gets no money for this disgusting manuscript.

I got this ebook out of the library & I'm glad I didn't pay money for it - it's a bunch of low res images, you can't even read them. Go to the website or buy the dead tree version, skip this pathetic ebook version.

Wish the drawings would display better in a small screen, but the fact that even squinting won't help makes reading this comic book useless.