In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks

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A couple years back, I was at the Phoenix airport bar.  It was empty except for one heavy-set, gray bearded, grizzled guy who looked like he just rode his donkey into town after a long day of panning for silver in them thar hills.  He ordered a Jack Daniels straight up, and that's when I overheard the young guy with the earring behind the bar asking him if he had ID.  At first the old sea captain just laughed.  But the guy with the twinkle in his ear asked again.  At this point it became apparent that he was serious.  Dan Haggerty's dad fired back, "You've got to be kidding me, son."  The bartender replied, "New policy.  Everyone has to show their ID."  Then I watched Burl Ives reluctantly reach into his dungarees and pull out his military identification card from World War II.

It's a sad and eerie harbinger of our times that the Oprah-watching, crystal-rubbing, Whole Foods-shopping moms and their whipped attorney husbands have taken the ability to reason away from the poor schlub who makes the Bloody Marys.  What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we now settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.  Adam Carolla has had enough of this insanity and he's here to help us get our collective balls back. 

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks is Adam's comedic gospel of modern America. He rips into the absurdity of the culture that demonized the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, turned the nation's bathrooms into a lawless free-for-all of urine and fecal matter, and put its citizens at the mercy of a bunch of minimum wagers with axes to grind. Peppered between complaints Carolla shares candid anecdotes from his day to day life as well as his past—Sunday football at Jimmy Kimmel's house, his attempts to raise his kids in a society that he mostly disagrees with, his big showbiz break, and much, much more. Brilliantly showcasing Adam's spot-on sense of humor, this book cements his status as a cultural commentator/comedian/complainer extraordinaire. 


ADAM CAROLLA is a radio and television host, comedian, and actor. He is the host of the Adam Carolla Podcast, before which he hosted a weekday morning radio program broadcast from Los Angeles, and syndicated by CBS Radio. Besides these shows, Carolla is well known as the co-host of the radio show Loveline (and its television incarnation on MTV), as the co-creator and co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show, and as the co-creator and the performer on Comedy Central and MTV's Crank Yankers and is a frequent contributor and contestant on ABC's top-rated program "Dancing with the Stars". Carolla also starred in, co-wrote, and co-produced the award-winning independent film, The Hammer. He currently lives in Los Angeles with his wife and their two children.

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4.6
41 reviews
The decaying watcher
December 4, 2020
An awful misogynistic, racist, hating on the mentally challenged, bigoted man and his garbage book for other garbage men who think this stupid guy is a "Realist". I'm not a feminist but I have common sense, human decency and love for everyone which isn't very common as you can see in this book, DON'T buy this book or even bother sampling it unless you wanna laugh at the rot written in the pages or if you're an actual normal person and not a smug, weird, creep with issues.
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ElectricShark
August 25, 2020
Adam Carolla was part of my childhood. Growing up, all my friends were obsessed with The Man Show including my late best friend who adored Adam and Jimmy. Adam voiced one of the characters in "Crankyankers" too. So I grew up with Adam always being a sort of cool omniscient force when I would turn on the TV. In a good way. But in the past few years, Adam has gone a bit...... out there. He made racially charged comments on Hawaiian natives and Filipinos. And in this book, he goes off on entire ethnic groups. Adam isn't fond of Mexican people or Chinese people. He seems to not like mentally challenged people, Muslims, and he really really hates fat women! I mean, he really has a lot of prejudiced views. It felt like I was reading an anti-immigration pamphlet from the 1800s. Although Adam is married, he says a lot of horrible stuff about women in this book. He comes off as misogynistic. I'm not a bra burning placard waving feminist. And it was even a lot for me.
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S A
August 31, 2015
Bought it at the airport years ago to kill time and I was instantly hooked. He writes/thinks like most guys do and the end product was an amazing read.
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About the author

Adam Carolla is a radio and television host, comedian, and actor. He is the host of the Adam Carolla Podcast, before which he hosted a weekday morning radio program broadcast from Los Angeles, and syndicated by CBS Radio. Besides these shows, Carolla is well known as the co-host of the radio show Loveline (and its television incarnation on MTV), as the co-creator and co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show, and as the co-creator and the performer on Comedy Central and MTV's Crank Yankers and is a frequent contributor and contestant on ABC's top-rated program "Dancing with the Stars". Carolla also starred in, co-wrote, and co-produced the award-winning independent film, The Hammer. He currently lives in Los Angeles with his wife and their two children.

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