Alphabet of Manliness (revised and updated)
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Sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldnโt, such as the word โholyโ and the word โshit.โ Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole ready, because this is one of those times: introducing The Alphabet of Manliness: Special Edition!
If itโs a crime to be awesome, then I deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history.
I, Maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted or busting balls alike.
If you canโt handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.
The new edition includes:
โขโThe Numbers of Manlinessโ
โขA full-color insert
โขCorrections to typos!เจฐเฉเจเจฟเฉฐเจเจพเจ เจ เจคเฉ เจธเจฎเฉเจเจฟเจเจตเจพเจ
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Maddox is a native Utahn and the visionary author of The Best Page in the Universe. Once a lowly programmer for a telemarketing company, he now stands as a specimen of sheer masculinity and chiseled good looks. When heโs not found writing his own biographies in the third person, he can be found writing articles for his website at thebestpageintheuniverse.com.
