Who Moved My Soap?: The CEO's Guide to Surviving Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition

Andy Borowitz

Aug 2009 · Sold by Simon and Schuster

About this ebook

Attention, CEOs:

Finally, a book you don't have to cook!

If you're a CEO who's just been caught, this is the book you won't want to be caught without. Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison is loaded with helpful tips, including:

• How to go from "bitch" to "boss" in one week or less

• The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Prisoners

• Complete prison-slang/corporate-speak glossary

• Prison cell feng shui

• How to avoid getting back-stabbed -- literally

• The Zagat guide to fine prison dining

About the author

Andy Borowitz is an award-winning comedian and New York Times bestselling author. He grew up in Cleveland, Ohio, and graduated from Harvard College, where he became President of the Harvard Lampoon. In 1998, he began contributing humor to The New Yorker’s “Shouts & Murmurs” and “Talk of the Town” departments, and in 2001, he created “The Borowitz Report,” a satirical news column, which has millions of readers around the world. In 2012, The New Yorker began publishing “The Borowitz Report.” As a storyteller, he hosted “Stories at the Moth” from 1999 to 2009. As a comedian, he has played to sold-out venues around the world, including during his national tour, “Make America Not Embarrassing Again,” from 2018 to 2020. He is the first-ever winner of the National Press Club’s humor award. He lives with his family in New Hampshire.