Get in the Sea!: An Apoplectic Guide to Modern Life
Feb 2016 · Penguin UK
3.8star
4 reviews
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256
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About this ebook
The Sea - cold, wet, and unforgiving.
The perfect place to dump shit products, moronic people, and crap pop culture.
Man buns? Get in the sea.
Glitter beards? In you go.
Cereal cafes? SEA.
And how about manspreading, ant gin, water sommeliers, real people playing Quidditch, dating apps, Bluetooth gloves, and Shoreditch? Then there's waterproof suits, juicing, early Christmas, dog yoga, Nando's, drones, and Gregg Wallace? Fuck. It's never ending.
Something must be done.
Buy this book. Or you know what you can do. . .
The perfect place to dump shit products, moronic people, and crap pop culture.
Man buns? Get in the sea.
Glitter beards? In you go.
Cereal cafes? SEA.
And how about manspreading, ant gin, water sommeliers, real people playing Quidditch, dating apps, Bluetooth gloves, and Shoreditch? Then there's waterproof suits, juicing, early Christmas, dog yoga, Nando's, drones, and Gregg Wallace? Fuck. It's never ending.
Something must be done.
Buy this book. Or you know what you can do. . .
Ratings and reviews
3.8
4 reviews
Will Green
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April 10, 2023
Incredible. Everything Andy suggests that should be flung into the sea is fully justified in the most brutally honest and comedic fashion. Hero.
Paddy Archenhold
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June 2, 2016
Not bad for someone I'm guessing is from outside the M25
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About the author
Andy Dawson has written for an array of newspapers and magazines over the past two decades, some of which no longer exist. Get In The Sea! is his fourth book, if you include the two that he co-wrote with Monkey from the PG tips adverts.
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