Daisy the Dumpster Dog - a Sordid Tale of Dystopian Hubris and Convenient Canine Rationalizations: But Not a Supreme Court Satire or Parody
About this ebook
"A Parody of Supreme Proportions! If this is the current state of legal satire, then woe be the system that engenders such drool."
Daisy is enjoying a great day, anxiously awaiting the afternoon's dumpster Delights. What? Wait a second. This is where 'Rat Dog' gimps-in from nowhere and sarcastically knocks her oversized ears and stub tail, then treats her friends with equal impertinence.
And that's not all. The scrawny, half-breed chihuahua demands his fair share of Delights, angering the lofty purebreds who claim first dibs over lowly mongrels like himself.
Perhaps Daisy and friends should collar this impudent, irascible ingrate before he draws them into big trouble with the pedigreed perennial powers that be. Yet the sniveling rat fears nothing and is determined to tussle with the snootiest snouts in the land. Will he succeed - or get popped like the troublesome tick that he is?
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PREDICTABLE PATHS episodes, in sequential order:
1. AGENESS - A Longevity / Age Engineering Science Fiction Play on Our Imminent Ageless Dystopia ; Six Acts, Episodes -22 to -17
2. CLIMATIC - A Climate and Genetic Engineering Science Fiction Novel ; Episodes -16 to -2
3. AMYGDALA HIJACK - A Genetic Engineering Sci-Fi Novel of Impending Dystopia (a Trilogy)
3.1 - Amygdala Hijack - The Waening, Part 1 of 3; Episodes 1 - 9
3.2 - Amygdala Hijack - The Warning, Part 2 of 3; Episodes 10 - 18
3.3 - Amygdala Hijack - The Wasting, Part 3 of 3, Episodes 19 - 28
4. THREE GUYS IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC BAR - A Longevity / Age Engineering and Genetic Engineering Sci-Fi Novella ; Episodes 47 - 54
5. INFINITY CURVE - Lamentations to Unseen Friends Across the Vastness of Space ; Episodes 56 - 78
6. PATH TO ENTROPY - An Apocalyptic Climax ; Episodes 79 - 93
7. SORD IN PROSPERITY - Hope Beyond the Apocalypse ; Episodes 118 - 159
8. DAISY THE DUMPSTER DOG - A Sordid Tale of Dystopian Hubris and Convenient Canine Rationalizations (But Not a Supreme Court Satire or Parody) ; Episodes 311 - 337
EPISODE TITLES
Eps 311 Daisy - The animal satire begins when Daisy meets Rat Dog
Eps 312 Rat Dog - The half-breed chihuahua drones on and on about himself
Eps 313 Tale - Rat Dog regales Daisy with tales of his daring feat
Eps 314 Tail - Daisy gives Rat Dog his official name and divulges her various monikers
Eps 315 BadBoy - The sniveling rat tries to elevate himself in The Caste by tearing into poor old BadBoy
Eps 316 Dug - Rat Dog again tries to worm his way to seniority by attempting to denigrate Dug
Eps 317 Nemesys - A daring move is made to challenge the status quo and established social order
Eps 318 Blister - In blissful ignorance, Rat Dog challenges the dystopian hierarchy of Delights
Eps 319 Delights - Nemesys threatens to eliminate the tiny pest
Eps 320 Suckers
Eps 321 Dingo
Eps 322 Fidoish
Eps 323 Brainchild
Eps 324 Dumpster
Eps 325 Dorco
Eps 326 Rescue
Eps 327 Guppies
Eps 328 Woof
Eps 329 Afghan
Eps 330 Felinus
Eps 331 Cicadas
Eps 332 Biter
Eps 333 Unctious
Eps 334 Dewormed
Eps 335 Spicy
Eps 336 Leap
Eps 337 Tediumdum
About the author
Blade Cort writes Age Engineering and Longevity Science Fiction as well as Genetic Engineering Science Fiction novels and plays that are mercilessly littered with pedantic discourse, pointless diatribes, and persistent droning about humanity's pervasive derelictions. The pulp drivel exhumed from his keyboard is as terrifying and graceless as overcooked cafeteria peas. Visit https://www.bladecort.com.
