Mom's Perfect Boyfriend

· Galbadia Press
2.0
1 review
Ebook
306
Pages
Eligible

About this ebook

Perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella and Maria Semple, a smart romantic comedy about mothers and daughters, told in an addicting, fast-paced style.


Crystal has trouble saying no to her lonely, single mother. For 25 years, it wasn't a problem. But when one small mistake leaves Crystal jilted, homeless, and unemployed, she has to move back in with the person who caused it all: her mother.


Soon Crystal is sucked into her mother's vortex, partying with boomers and hawking homemade marshmallows. Desperate for some independence, she hatches a foolproof plan: get an experimental android to play her mom's "perfect" boyfriend. It's only a matter of time before her mom finds out, and Crystal will never live down the hilarious and disastrous consequences.


A story told through emails, texts, and journal entries, Mom's Perfect Boyfriend is a humorous yet deeply honest portrayal of the complicated friendship between mothers and daughters. Sometimes the people we want to rely upon the least are those who can help us the most.

Ratings and reviews

2.0
1 review
Emily Pennington
July 16, 2019
Well, yes, this format of emails, journal entries, chat, text messages and diaries did make the reading go faster – but it was more like a “build-your-own-story-line” from instant snippets and impressions without knowing the characters at all. I can’t say it was enjoyable for me. My first impression of Crystal was that she was a doormat, gladly allowing everyone to step all over her with no consequences whatsoever. I realize the steamroller types, like her mother, don’t listen and will do what they intend to do regardless. But that’s where saying “no” and meaning it really matters. If mom had bought her ticket to Hawaii despite valid protests, she would have had a lovely time alone while I went elsewhere with my fiancé (who already needed to de-stress). Ahhh, but I see protests were totally missing from Ms. Doormat’s responses. I am sure her fiancé, David, was always coming in second in her priorities. Crystal’s mother, the lonely and misguided Margot, is totally clueless about crossing lines and indulging her inappropriate behavior. I think my teeth were clenched throughout the reading of her diary entry about being delighted that the hotel upgraded them to the honeymoon suite so they could all be TOGETHER. (I kept hearing a growling sound while reading this, and I don’t own a dog, so maybe it angered me more than I was aware.) Through mom’s interference in Crystal’s life, she lost her fiancé, became homeless and unemployed, and had to compound the issue by moving back in to live with the clueless person who caused it all (hint: her mother). I even felt sorry for the android “Smart Companion”, Adam – unless he had a kill or stun setting to defend himself? I understood we were looking for the whole point of the book, which was relationships, most specifically between a mother and daughter. It’s fine to love a toxic parent, but without boundaries the daughter is willing to enforce, it’s not going to turn out well in the long run. In the right frame of mind, maybe I could try to chuckle at the antics. But I just couldn’t get over the clueless mother unable to catch any social hints and the weak-willed daughter ready to let her just about ruin her life without standing up for herself. Moms are supposed to help us prepare for handling the events in our lives, teaching us coping skills for problems we come up against, teaching how to compromise where situations warranted, sharing joy, love, and compassion. But this mom was a train-wreck and I found little to laugh about. This book completely missed the mark for me.
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About the author

Crystal Hemmingway is a corporate washout and novelist. She lives in Los Angeles with her favorite person and two cats. In her spare time, Crystal enjoys binge-watching TV shows, eating sugary cereals, and pretending to write at coffee shops.

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