Everyday Dad

Dale Alderman

Aug 2022 · Lasaria Creative Publishing

About this ebook

Take a wild ride through fatherhood with Dale Alderman and his two young sons, Chase and Logan. You'll laugh out loud as this goofball dad and his kinetic kids turn normal daily activities into hilarious escapades. Based on actual events that occurred over his first twelve years as a father, Dale presents a collection of funny stories including Breast Pads and Nipple Cream, Honey, I Shrunk My Underpants, Don't Hit Your Brother With a Stick, Prime Rib With a Side Order of Valium, The Hooter Fairy, and The Farmer Cuts the Cheese. Before he became a father, no one told Dale the stuff he really needed to know, like how to deal with a rampaging three-year-old at the circus, or how to corral two boys before they demolish a restaurant. From a Little League baseball game to a grade school field trip, he finds a wealth of humor in his real-world experiences. Come on along and let Dale show you how much he loves being an Everyday Dad.

About the author

Dale Alderman lives in Northern Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. He graduated with a Bachelor’s Degree in Marketing from Virginia Tech in 1984 and received a Master’s Degree in Information Management from Marymount University in 1995. For 19 years, he worked for large global corporations, and then he decided to get a real life and spend time with his family. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. He is the author of Everyday Dad, a hilarious book about fatherhood, Big White Panties, a riotous book about relationships, and The MegaDog Tales, a middle-grade adventure series about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero. In his spare time, Dale avoids going to the gym, feeds his addiction to chocolate, watches movies with his kids, coaches youth sports, and spoils his golden retriever, Gracie. For more information, please go to www.lasariacreative.com.