Australia is the only country in the world where you can see a crocodile
in the middle of a town where the locals are remarking in English, if
they’re acknowledging it at all. It’s their laid-back approach to
everything from drunk driving to foreign policies that makes Australia
one of the greatest countries I’ve been to so far. On our shoestring
budget, Kevin and I acquire a decrepit camper van and attempt to take it
from one side of the country to another. Along the way, we learn to
become highly functional alcoholics as well as gaining some valuable
life experiences, including how to cut off a pig’s testicles, why emus
and kangaroos can’t be friends and how to tow a vehicle using only a
snake.