Elliot, I swear. If God made anything worse he kept it for himself and left the devil envious. Oh well. While Mr. Graves is off working on his next literary travesty I suppose I should take this time to tell you a little bit about the man. When I last laid eyes on Elliot he was hanging upside down in the center of the enclosure that he, as of late, is currently being held in, seemingly asleep. Had this been anyone else it might have aroused some level of suspicion, but with Elliot such antics have become all too commonplace. I must say, once his eyelids opened and he turned to face me there was an overwhelming air of shock in the room. When he opened his mouth to address me he spoke only one word before shutting his eyes and returning to his state of stillness. Gramarye. I know. I couldn’t make much sense of it either nor did I spend much time attempting to. I personally think that it’s best to leave the task of unraveling such creatures to those individuals with a substantial amount of time to spare. What I can tell you is that he has yet to vacate this plane of existence despite the efforts of many so there’s a very definite possibility that yet another body of his works is being forged at this very moment. Thank you and God help us all.