Welcome to the Nothing to See Here Hotel! Book your stay now for this fabulously funny series full of mayhem, monsters, and more than a little bit of magic.
Life is never dull for Frankie Banister and the weird and wonderful guests of the Nothing to See Here Hotelâthe no.1 holiday destination for magicals! But when Frankie is kidnapped and dragged off to a secret cistern-city deep in the dookiest depths of the sewers, things get a whole lot weirder!
What has Frankie done to offend the mysterious âBoss?â Is he doomed to spend the rest of his life griping in the piping? Will he ever escape the dark and disgusterous dungeons? And what exactly is the gut-gurglingly named Poodly-Pipe?
One thingâs for sure, Frankie is going to have to outwit old enemies and rely on new friends if he ever wants to see his HONKHUMPTIOUS home again . . .
Praise for The Nothing to See Here Hotel series
âThis book is so good you wonât blunking believe it!â âTom Fletcher, bestselling author of The Dinosaur That Pooped the Bed
âHilariously funny and inventive, and I love the extraordinary creatures and the one thirty-sixth troll protagonist.â âCressida Cowell, bestselling author of How to Train Your Dragon
âA rip-roaring, swashbuckling, amazerous magical adventure. Comedy Gold.â âFrancesca Simon, award-winning author of Horrid Henry
âThis hotel gets five stars from me.â âLiz Pichon, bestselling author of the Tom Gates series
âA splundishly swashbungling tale of trolls, goblins and other bonejangling creatures. Put on your wellies and plunge into the strangest hotel you will ever encounter . . . Wonderfully, disgustingly funny.â âJeremy Strong, award-winning author of Bungleman