The Quotable Stoner: More that 1,100 Baked, Lit-Up, and Zonked-Out Quotes in Tribute to (and as a Result of) Smoking Weed

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"I love my FedEx guy 'cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it . . . and he's always on time."
--Mitch Hedberg

Talking about weed? It never gets old. There's just a whole lot to be said. And in this book, you'll find more than a thousand hilarious, half-baked quotes about marijuana and its (medicinal, calming, overall awesome) influence on movies, people, politics, and pop culture from well-known stoners like Tommy Chong to closet inhalers like Jennifer Aniston.

Within these papers (er, pages), you'll be treated to tasty nuggets of wisdom from Jay Leno ("Forty million Americans smoke marijuana and the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsburg, Clarence Thomas, and Bill Clinton.") to Bob Marley ("When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.") and every pothead in between. As you roll through these words of wisdom, picking up new knowledge to drop on your friends, you'll wish you thought of these killer buds first.

So gather around the bong, grab some snacks to share, and burn through this collection of essential pothead wisdom.

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About the author

Holden Blunts is the pseudonym for the author who can recite Snoop Dogg lyrics and movie lines from Pineapple Express and the Harold and Kumar movies, but can't remember where he stashed his bong . . . oh wait, there it is, never mind. Holden currently lights up in his basement in New York.

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