How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

The Oatmeal · Matthew Inman

Oct 2012 · Andrews McMeel Publishing

About this eBook

Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!

Ratings and reviews

To you people who say it is too blurry, all you have to do is click the three dots and click original page. although it is black and white it becomes much clearer. also to the review saying cats do not know english, I think you should know this book is a joke and is not being serious

I originally bought it to share with my 12 year old high functioning autistic son who has an interest in cats. I'll still share an edited version with him, but it would have been good to know about the profanity going in. Oh well. I found it pretty amusing, and the profanity is the only reason for the lower rating.

I'll have to grab a printed copy for Google killed this ebook as you have to keep zooming in and then much of the text is unreadable. Funny comics but this ebook is not worth it due to quality. Check out the free sample and you'll quickly see why many of us are complaining about it.

About the author

Brilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative, The Oatmeal is an entertainment Web site full of comics, quizzes, and stories. The site gets more than 5 million unique page views a month; 250,000 blogs and Web sites have linked to it. The Oatmeal is written, drawn, and coded by Matthew Inman, a king of all trades when it comes to the Web. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.