Jay & Silent Bob's Blueprints for Destroying Everything

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Just in time for the twentieth anniversary of Clerks! Destroy anything and everything with the help of this illustrated collection of blueprints concocted by the legendary characters Jay and Silent Bob.

Need to destroy self-doubt? How about the glass ceiling? Or maybe your aims are less lofty, and your ex-girlfriend just really has to go.

In all cases, the iconic Jay and Silent Bob offer practical and entertaining advice for wreaking havoc at every turn in the most hilarious ways possible. Written by the beloved duo from Clerks, and many other films and productions in the View Askewniverse, these blueprints will save your day...by destroying everyone else’s.

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Jason Mewes is a television and film actor and Internet radio show host best known for playing Jay, the vocal half of the Jay and Silent Bob duo in six films and an animated series. He currently cohosts a weekly podcast with Kevin Smith called Jay and Silent Bob Get Old.

Kevin Smith is a screenwriter, actor, film producer, and director, as well as a New York Times bestselling author, comic book writer, comedian/raconteur, and Internet radio personality best recognized by viewers as Silent Bob. He has directed movies such as Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, and Chasing Amy and written four previous books and numerous comic books. He currently hosts the comedy podcast SModcast, the Hulu show Spoilers, and the AMC show Comic Book Men.

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