Living Next Door to Rembrandt: Collection of Short, Funny Fiction
John Martin
Jul 2017 ·
Ebook
58
Pages
About this ebook
A love of art took Willie van Dork to Amsterdam, where he set up his cardboard box next to the more affluent residence of Rembrandt. Unlike his more illustrious colleague, Willie refused to sell out to commercialism, and vigorously pursued his own unique art form.
This parody is one of 13 quick reads in this collection of funny, flash fiction.
Discover also how a security guard came to carve his initials in his boss’s blackwood desk, and get ready for a steaming plate of gnocchi gorgonzola that has disastrous consequences before an expensive night at the ballet in Milan.
STORIES
. Living next door to Rembrandt
. Someone always pays
. Romeo and Julie
. Curse of the Unhandyman
. Moose on the Loose
. Letter on Noah: we want our Tasmanian tigers back
. Falling off the end of the newspaper world
. One small step for man, one giant leap backwards for photo processing
. Santa’s resignation letter
. Santa Claus contemplates his navel
. Poles apart for holidaying Santa
. The rise and fall of editor Jack Liver
. Memo to the boss from one of the dickheads
. Message from the sharp end
. When the boss gets a sore head
. How to gainfully employ your security guard
This parody is one of 13 quick reads in this collection of funny, flash fiction.
Discover also how a security guard came to carve his initials in his boss’s blackwood desk, and get ready for a steaming plate of gnocchi gorgonzola that has disastrous consequences before an expensive night at the ballet in Milan.
STORIES
. Living next door to Rembrandt
. Someone always pays
. Romeo and Julie
. Curse of the Unhandyman
. Moose on the Loose
. Letter on Noah: we want our Tasmanian tigers back
. Falling off the end of the newspaper world
. One small step for man, one giant leap backwards for photo processing
. Santa’s resignation letter
. Santa Claus contemplates his navel
. Poles apart for holidaying Santa
. The rise and fall of editor Jack Liver
. Memo to the boss from one of the dickheads
. Message from the sharp end
. When the boss gets a sore head
. How to gainfully employ your security guard
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