About this ebook
If you're average, you won't get it.
Crime, conspiracy, and cutlery.
Keith, an average man, with a sensible job, cocks a snook at his mundane existence, and he's about to make the biggest mistake of his life.
When an insomniac with an over-active imagination decides to give in to his fantasies, what could possibly go wrong?
And what do the bloodied thorn of a rose, an empty buff folder, and a SWAG bag full of forks have to do with anything?
Keith takes you on a criminal romp through suburbia.
You'll never sleep again.
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About the author
Simon Dunn is a scriptwriter, novelist and comedian. He has written for several comedy shows in the UK, including the Emmy award-winning Smack The Pony.
He hosts a popular weekly podcast called Sundays Supplement, and his website is a Guardian recommended resource for writers.
http://www.simondunn.me.uk
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