Bad Motherpuckers: Volume One

Lili Valente

Oct 2021 · Self Taught Ninja

About this ebook

Three HOT Standalone hockey rom coms including…

HOT AS PUCK

The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are ten different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty.

But I'm a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first sex lesson, we've graduated to a hands on approach to her education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn't a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses.

Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants.

Problem is... the only guy I want her seducing is me.

SEXY MOTHERPUCKER

Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.

I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known?

I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time.

But when it comes to Laura? Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it.

PUCK AHOLIC

I hate my new roommate… And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga.

Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman.

I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie--I fall for every single one of them.

Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.

Ratings and reviews

HOT AS PUCK Well the queen of sexy romantic comedies has totally outdone herself once again. Oftentimes, as I read one of Lili Valente's novels, I think to myself “she won't be able to top it,” and then she gives us Hot As Puck. This story left me completely overwhelmed and full of contentment. In Ms. Valente’s usual style, has delivered a fun and entertaining story which is brimming with laugh out loud moments and replete with steamy, hot and sexy romance as well. Lili Valente has definitely scored many, many goals with Hot As Puck and has certainly earned a solid five stars, though honestly it deserves more. SEXY MOTHERPUCKER I've had a little trouble articulating the thoughts in my head for this review and getting them transferred to the page. Don't get me wrong: I absolutely and unequivocally loved Brendan and Laura's story, but searching for new and creative ways to express once again what a spectacular tale Lili Valente has penned is increasingly challenging. Sexy Motherpucker delivers a story of two souls profoundly attracted to the other like a moth to a flame, one struggling with rejection, and the other failing to recognize the perfect match for his life, his family and his heart. Once again I proclaim that Lili Valente remains the queen of hot and sexy romance winning me over with her characters every single time, and Sexy Motherpucker is no exception. I now am left anxiously waiting to get my hands on her next novel to meet another new couple and read a story I know I am going to fall in love with. PUCK AHOLIC The brilliance of Lili Valente and her hockey hotties continues here in Puck Aholic. Once again, she has delivered a hot, sexy and fun romance which brings your funny bone to life. Ms. Valente always promises her readers a happily ever after, and she has once again delightfully delivered. Puck Aholic adds another amazingly sexy romance to this fantastic series. Ms. Valente has also included a little surprise at the end of Tanner and Diana’s story leaving me anxiously awaiting her next release in this electrifyingly hot series.