Lilith, queen of the night, brings her unique history and knowledge of vampirism to the education of Adam Goodman. He is a journeyman writer for hire. He writes for magazines. His wife, Helen, howver, suggests that he can make more money writing 'chic lit.' Adam objects at first because he knows nothing of occult stuff. While wandering through the stacks at the library, he encounters an amazing vision, a woman of grace and beauty, named Lilith. She offers to assist him in learning about the dark side and the undead, as she calls them. Thus begins a wild, bizarre relattionship from which Adam can not extricate himself. A group of young beautiful college students vow to help free him. What follows is problems with law, murder, and general pandemonium. Will he be free? Will his wife take him back? Perhaps after he appears in court.