Billionaire Grump: A Fake Relationship Romantic Comedy

Misha Bell

Jan 2023 · Romcom Billionaire Standalones Book 1 · Mozaika Publications

About this ebook

Juno

When I'm late for a job interview and get stuck on an elevator with an annoyingly sexy, Ancient Rome-obsessed grump, the last thing I expect is for him to be the billionaire owner of the building. I also don't expect to almost kill him… accidentally, of course.

Sure, I don't get the plant care position I applied for, but I do receive an interesting offer.

Lucius needs to trick the public (and his grandma) into thinking he's in a relationship, and I need tuition money to get my botany degree. Our arrangement is mutually beneficial—that is, until I start catching feelings.

If being a cactus lover has taught me anything, it’s that if you get too close, there's a good chance you'll end up hurt.

Lucius

Post-elevator incident, I'm left with three things: my favorite water bottle full of pee, a life threatening allergic reaction, and paparazzi photos of my “girlfriend” and I that make my Gram the happiest woman alive.

Naturally, my next step is to blackmail—I mean, convince—this (admittedly cute) girl to pretend to date me. That way, my grandma stays happy, and as a bonus, I can keep the gold diggers at bay.

Unfortunately, my arch nemesis, a.k.a. biology, kicks in, and the whole "not getting physical" part of our agreement becomes increasingly hard to abide by. Worse yet, the longer I'm with Juno, the more my delicately crafted icy exterior melts away.

If I'm not careful, Juno will tear down my walls completely.

Ratings and reviews

You either love Misha Bell or you’re wrong. Her characters are always so fun and quirky. Juno and Lucius are no different. Juno is so quirky and interesting. She’s the sunshine that grumpy billionaire Lucius never knew he needed. Their chemistry is instant and super steamy. The story is well-written, and the characters are well-developed. It is such a fun story line full of laugh out loud romcom uniqueness. It’s also very sweet and heartwarming. The perfect amount of steam, romance, and comedy.

I thoroughly enjoyed this book. Jam packed with clever humor and witty dialogue, this book is sure to put a smile on your face and have you laughing out loud. I loved Lucius and Juno. Their chemistry is electric and sparks they generate are pure fire. The story is cute and fun but also sweet and incredibly heartwarming. I am independently posting an impartial review.

Holy fartlek!!! What a fun, wild ride with a couple that were everything I love! The minute I see “grump” or “grumpy” in relation to romance, I’m going to jump on it asap. I can’t tell you how excited I was when I got my hands on this book! A grumpy billionaire? Yes! A hundred times yes! The fact that this starts off in Lucius’ point of view and I was a goner. Thank you Misha Bell for giving me a story that feeds the quirky side of my romance preferences. I loved Juno as much as Lucius.

About the author

We love writing humor (often the inappropriate kind), happy endings (both kinds), and characters quirky enough to be called oddballs (because… balls).