Gorilla Beach

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

May 2012 · Sold by Simon and Schuster

About this ebook

When you’re this smokin’, winning is a shore thing. . . .

Jersey’s sexiest guidettes are back for another scandalous summer at the Shore, and this time, Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are raising the stakes to find thrills and hot gorillas—unemployment, douchebag exes, family drama, and dingy apartment be damned!

But when the girls unknowingly cross an overprotective mafiosa mama, all bets are off. Booted from Seaside Heights for good, the spunky, sequined meatball and her sensitive, quiet cousin are forced to flee to Atlantic City. Their escort out of hell is Fredo, a weird and scrawny but hooked-up club manager from a prominent family, whose master plan is to pimp out Gia’s psychic gifts at the roulette tables.

Suddenly, it’s raining benjamins for the coiffed and tanned threesome. Top-shelf tequila and seafood dinners are not all they’re scoring. Bella snags a pale but talented boardwalk artist, Gia hooks up with a high-stakes poker hottie, and with Gia’s coaching, Fredo just might have a chance at becoming a certified juicehead. Or, at least, a gorilla-in-training.

But when the casino suspects cheating, the trio is hounded by haters and tricksters determined to sabotage their endless summer. With hearts and loot on the line, losing is not a chance the crew can take. This time, the house isn’t going to win. . . .

Ratings and reviews

This book was "surprisingly" good I love Snooki but even I thought it was ridiculous when I heard she had a book it kept my attention the entire time and its very raw and real toward the end its a little blah because it becomes as descriptive as the twilight books which basically means they bore you with descriptions but the book is awesome overall 4 stars !

I enjoyed the book I could really see it come to life in a movie or a tv show. I couldn't stop reading it definitely caught my interest and was worth the 11.99 I paid for it.

This woman falls short of intellect, responsibly, and anything close to professionalism.

About the author

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is a reality television star who broke into the spotlight on MTV’s reality show Jersey Shore in December 2009. Her popularity on Jersey Shore helped make it one of the highest rated series in MTV history, with more than 5.7 million viewers tuning in for the finale.