In this quirky, romantic novel a young woman is getting texts from an iPhone-obsessed God, and sheтАЩs not okay with thatтАФher handsome new neighbor tries to intervene in the dispute, but is he on her side, or the AlmightyтАЩs?
Patience Kelleher doesnтАЩt want to be a soldier of the Lord. She doesnтАЩt want His voice in her head, and she certainly doesnтАЩt want Him texting her emoticon-laden messages about boy band singers, sinister solar power corporations, and other failures that will lead to the worldтАЩs end. But what would a cranky, twenty-three-year-old waitress know about preventing the Apocalypse? HeтАЩs got believers for that sort of thing, or the Army. All Patience wants is to keep a job she actually likes, and avoid falling for her confounding new neighbor, if at all possible. When the Lord enlists said neighbor to convince her to step up, it doesnтАЩt brighten her mood.
Zane Grey Ellison doesnтАЩt particularly want to be a soldier of the Lord either, but heтАЩs keeping an open mind. His worldтАЩs been pretty skewed since he abandoned his fatherтАЩs estate, and his preoccupation with the waitress across the street hasnтАЩt helped him regain his equilibrium. The messages sheтАЩs receiving from a text-happy God donтАЩt seem all that much more wondrous to him than his discovery of diner food, or the realization that not every girl in the world can be impressed by a Bugatti Veyron. In fact, if Patience would just stop bickering with the Lord for a minute, he believes they might even get the job done.
Patience fights to keep her sanity as Zane fights to keep the peace, determined not to let the world dieтАФnot when itтАЩs just getting good.