Pretty Much Screwed

Jenna McCarthy

Jul 2015 · Kuthengiswe ngu-Penguin

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The author of the hysterical memoirs I’ve Still Got It…I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It and If It Was Easy, They’d Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon turns her comedic talents to fiction with a novel about picking yourself up out of the gutter when life kicks you to the curb…

For Charlotte Crawford, the worst part about being dumped after twenty years of marriage is that her husband, Jack, doesn’t want another woman; he just doesn’t want her.

Forty-two and clueless, Charlotte is a fish out of water in a dating pool teeming with losers. Just when she thinks she’s finally put her failed marriage behind her, it comes back to bite her in the ass...hard. Without warning, Charlotte finds herself staring down the barrel of a future she wouldn’t (she would totally) wish on her worst enemy.

Engaging, fearless, and relentlessly funny, Pretty Much Screwed is a story of love, loss, friendship, forgiveness, turtledoves, taxidermy, and one hilariously ill-placed tick.

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Jenna McCarthy is the internationally published author of Pretty Much Screwed; I’ve Still Got It...I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It; If It Was Easy, They'd Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon; and The Parent Trip. A former radio personality and recovering leopard-print addict, she lives in Santa Barbara, California, with her husband, two daughters, and lots of dog and cat hair.