This Book is Not Good For You

Pseudonymous Bosch

Jun 2012 · Usborne Publishing Ltd

About this ebook

For those foolish enough to have read "The Name of this Book is Secret" and too foolhardy to have turned away from "If You're Reading This, It's Too Late", the third book in the series is best avoided. This book contains none of the following: A cursed Aztec artefact, an evil and deranged chef, a secret jungle lair inhabited by cocoa-crazed monkeys, the most dangerous chocolate ever created. Never visit www.keepthesecret.co.uk if you know what's good for you.

"What child could resist it? A deliciously dark and chocolatey book full of big chunks of crazy humour and a cast of mouth-watering characters... "This Book is Not Good for You" is actually very good for you...the teasing, topsy-turvy world created by the scrumptious Mr Bosch is guaranteed to have you laughing all the way to the next instalment." - Lancashire Evening Post

Ratings and reviews

I love all of the books in the series- the plot is so unique and so highly entertaining. Once I started I could not put the book/ my phone down. It's one of those books that you do not want to end.

This series is by far the most interesting I have ever read it always has that sort of twist that makes the book even better whenever I have free time I am reading this series I already have the first 2 but can't wait to get the rest

Luvvv the author - best book I've ever read

About the author

Pseudonymous Bosch is a pseudonym, or as he would prefer to call it (because he is very pretentious), a nom de plume. Unfortunately, for reasons he cannot disclose, but which should be obvious to anyone foolhardy enough to read this book, he cannot tell you his real name. But he admits he has a deep-seated fear of mayonnaise. Fortunately, this has not proved an impediment to The Secret Series selling over two million copies worldwide.