Rescue From Planet Pleasure: A Novel

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The national bestselling author of Werewolf Smackdown brings back β€œirresistibly entertaining” vampire detective Felix Gomez (Rick Riordan, #1 New York Times–bestselling author).
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Planet Pleasure. The one place in the galaxy you seriously want to avoid, but it’s the next stop for Felix Gomez, detective-vampire and undead enforcer. His mission: rescue the bodacious vampiress, the hyper-sexual Carmen Arellano, from the clutches of ruthless warrior aliens. Her captors have doomed themselves by honing their military prowess at the expense of their libido, and Carmen is their last chance in regaining their mojo before they die out. Felix can’t waste any time because Phaedra, the ruthless bloodsucking ingΓ©nueβ€”now with extra-superpowersβ€”is making good on her threat to destroy the Araneum and take over the undead underworld.
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Luckily, Felix is not alone in his quest to save Carmen and stop Phaedra. That redheaded whirlwind with a gun, Jolie, has got his back. Also lending a hand is everyone’s favorite down-and-out trickster sage, Coyote, and he’s brought along his momΒ .Β .Β . la MalincheΒ .Β .Β . aka La Llorona! Here it comes, ground zero of a mega-ton story bristling with action, interstellar double-crosses, skin-walkers, Hopi magic, and trigger-happy goons.
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Exactly what you’d expect from Felix Gomez.
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Praise for the Felix Gomez series
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β€œAcevedo is a very disturbed manβ€”and I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term.” β€”Tim Dorsey, New York Times–bestselling author
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β€œDecidedly good, clean, unwholesome fun.” β€”The Baltimore Sun
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β€œA witty, fast-paced, detective tale that also manages to update vampire lore in clever and imaginative ways.” β€”El Paso Times

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Mario Acevedo is the author of the Felix Gomez detective-vampire mystery thrillers. A former helicopter pilot, paratrooper, engineer, and art teacher, Mario lives and writes in Denver, Colorado. He takes his orders from Scout, a Shiba Inu.

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