Precious Poetry - From PROBLEM to POEM in 7 steps
About this ebook
Ai Ni and Ronaldo made this book to help poor people in Haiti, to build a school and teach them the art of a happy life.
A warning upfront from the editor:
DON'T READ THIS BOOK
From problem to poem
in seven small steps?
You don't want to know him,
Ronaldo*, the plebs.
Do you hope to learn something?
You'll end up frustrated.
This bundle is pointless:
Art can't be dictated.
Ronaldo's religion,
In God's eyes: a sin.
Just plain entertain meant
And end with a grin.
[*Editor's Note: In this illiterary no-work-at-all, I only insult Ronaldo7 Siète, the typist of this collection of erors and misstakes, an arrogant know-it-all who hopes to become as rich and famous as CR7, that handsome Ronaldo who makes goals and creates art on football fields.]
About the author
Ai Ni was born in Vietnam. She's married and a mother of two children. In January 2021, she started painting, just for fun. Her birds took her up to the sky-high level of true art. They inspired others with their beauty. Their music cried out for lyrics, for poetry. It doesn't matter what you do or why you do it; all that matters is that you do it with your heart.
Her philosophy teacher, the Buddha, promises us we'll get back what we give to others. Generously, Ai Ni gives everyone beauty, love and happiness, for free. Her birds are messengers, transporting smiles from her heart to yours. An artist translates emotions into «something», hoping the beholder's senses translate her art back into emotions. When you enjoy Ai Ni's paintings as much as she enjoyed painting them, let her know, let others know, and make the Buddha's promise come true. All the gratitude you give will come back to you.
Ronaldo considers himself «the funniest writer in Dutch literary history». The rest of the country laughs about that, which automatically confirms the statement. After a long traumatic experience in his childhood (the six years of the 1st grade of primary school, when he had to learn the alphabet), he escaped reality and plunged into the world of fiction. He studied laughing stock in Orcsford (England), dark humour in the Black Forest (Germany) and dirty jokes at Club Oh, La, Lá (Place Picardillas 69, Paris, France). He graduated in Tonterías and won a license in Cachondeo from the University of Málaga (Spain).
His novels and poems are full of his philosophy: smile every day, because no one gives literary prizes to writers who make their readers cry (otherwise he would have written this book on onion skins). He lives everywhere and doesn't work anywhere, because making up jokes while floating in the pool, with a drink in one hand and a snack in the other, "That ain't workin', that's the way you do it".
