How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written

Sterling Archer

May 2024 · Harper Collins

About this ebook

Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I'll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won't be as good at it as I am, but that's because you're you, and I'm Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don't beat yourself up about it, because I'm going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they're dead, they're just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

Ratings and reviews

great read, i am both happy and ashamed to say this was the first book i've ever read to completion. Couldn't put it down. Sad to realize the fact that they probably couldn't replicate this genious in a sequal book due to the quality of origninality and whit it would take probably doesn't exist. The show has set the bar so high for this type of humor and as of yet, hasn't agregiously regurgitated anything from a previous season topic wise. I've even watched all the Bob's Burgers on Netflix because of J.H Benjamins voice antics, (even though the show is crap) If you close your eyes you can pretend it's another season of archer. I've even dug up some old episodes of Dr. Katz, I think 20-30 year old's are starving for this type of humor (especially those in the "icommunity") -Abilard

This book is so (and I hate to use this word) EPIC! I hope this is just the first book by Archer and/or his fellow Isis coworkers. I just wish I had a valet to make Eggs Woodhouse for me to eat while re-reading the book!

Archer uncensored. Got it on sale so it was totally worth it but it is relatively short if you bought it expecting a full book... then again it's Archer what else would you expect other than a ruse.

About the author

Sterling Archer is the world's greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.