Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom

Celia Rivenbark‏

ستمبر 2007 · فروخت کردہ بذریعہ St. Martin's Press

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Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible

Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:
* How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
* Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them)
* EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?)
* Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
* And so much more!

Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.

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Celia Rivenbark is the bestselling author of Bless Your Heart, Tramp and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier. She lives in North Carolina with her husband and daughter.