Swell-Wimp: Sexual Exercise as a Means of Reducing and Controlling Weight

Dr. Perry Bathous · Dr. Clarissa Flanders

2000年1月 · iUniverse

關於本電子書

Overweight? Out of shape? Try Swell-Wimpa revolutionary new program of sexual exercises designed to help you reduce and control your weight. No expensive equipment required. No strict diet. Swell-Wimp is simple, its natural and its fun!

Sounds plausible, doesnt it? Every form of exercise "burns" calories, so engaging in sexual exercise should work as well as any other type. Swell-Wimp is a humorous parody of exercise, diet and self-help books.

With Swell-Wimp you maximize energy expenditure during sexual activity. How? Burn more calories during sex by vocalizing (sing, laugh, yell), exercising (sexual sit-ups, push-ups and dancing) and wearing more "clothes" (coats, weight belts, heavy shoes). Absurd? No, its all very logical.

關於作者

George Tylutki lives and works in rural Pennsylvania.

George Tylutki lives and works in rural Pennsylvania.