As an attorney, Dan Indante has spent the last 10 years representing talentless writers and entertainers whom he secretly despises. As a human being, he has spent the last 34 years dating heartless, soulless women whom he much more openly despises. Rather than becoming a serial killer, he channeled his rage and bitterness into writing books about the evil inherent in all breast-endowed creatures (except his wife). His parents are bursting with pride that, after spending over $100,000 for his UC Berkeley and Loyola Law School education, they can now boast that their son is the world's foremost a**hole.
Karl Marks is a regular performer in the West Coast comedy circuit, headlining at clubs such as the Improv, Friars Club, and Icehouse. Using the stage as his soapbox, he has successfully offended thousands of hateful women to the raucous applause of drunken men. His material spawns from both time spent at the U. of Southern California, where he double majored in public intoxication and freshman sorority girls, and his many years navigating the thankless, Godforsaken prostitution ring better know as the Los Angeles dating scene. His mother and three sisters should be proud.