“Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?”
“You’re the laziest fellow I have seen.
Don’t you do anything quickly?”
“Yes, I get tired fast.”
“I haven’t slept for days.”
“How come?”
“I only sleep at night!”
Bob Phillips, master compiler of inspirational verses, Scripture references, and quotes on the lighter, humorous side of life, has written a hundred books with combined sales of more than 11 million copies. Bob also serves as executive director emeritus for Hume Lake Christian Camps and is a licensed family counselor in California.