I Do Not Want a Fish Finger Sandwich

· Austin Macauley Publishers
Ebook
206
Pages
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About this ebook

Being shown the private convenience of the Queen of England in The House of Commons was not the career highlight that Viv had expected. A dazzling profession as a Prima Ballerina had been her plan but having two legs of the same length and width would appear to be a pretty strong prerequisite for a successful livelihood in that arena, not to mention a couple of ballet lessons at least. What did happen along the way were a random selection of activities which were not anticipated either: Inter-store “It’s a Knockout” on Cable TV Jumping the queue at the Austria/Slovakian Border Control Attempted mugging in Bratislava A West Highland White disgrace on National TV Acquiring a temporary Iranian Bodyguard Drinking schnapps in an isolated house in Eskilstuna LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE MAKING PLANS

About the author

Viv was born in Oldham in 1957, the youngest of four children. She is married to Martyn and between them they have five children and twelve grandchildren. After a varied career from Shop Assistant, to Business Analyst to Lecturer, Viv decided to follow her first love, writing.

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