Wallbanger

Alice Clayton

Feb 2013 · The Cocktail Series Book 1 · Sold by Simon and Schuster

About this ebook

*Soon to be a Passionflix original film!*

“An instant classic…highly recommended!” —New York Times and USA TODAY bestselling author Jennifer Probst

USA TODAY bestselling indie author Alice Clayton delights readers with the sexy, laugh-out-loud romance of Caroline and Simon in Wallbanger, the first book in the Cocktail series!

The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she’s gaining an—um—intimate knowledge of her new neighbor’s nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed “dating hiatus,” and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly…

In a delicious mix of silly and steamy, Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight.

Ratings and reviews

Sexy and silly can exist in the SAME space! Wickedly FUNNY especially humorous dialogue that is fresh and enriching but slow pace in all the right chapters for some slow jazz silent humor within... plus the charming and spontaneously open minded main protagonist who can steal the show with her witty comebacks! You will love Caroline for sure... Odd title because it should be called BIG O, so don't jugde a book by it's cover...Must READ.

I never write reviews however this book has been hands down the best romantic comedy book I've read. Never had I read a book in one day. I literally could not put it down. The plot was amazing. It was funny but not cheesy funny. I found myself laughing out loud as I was reading it. This book was filled with a lot of flirting & lust. Plus it seemed realistic. There was even a line in there where one of the characters states, "This isn't some romance novel." Maybe I'm just a sucker for irony, sarcasm, and pun

I am pretty stubborn about reading lol whatever book I pick up has to catch my interest from the get go or no deal. I can usually tell just a few pages in if I will want to go any further. Wallbanger had me hooked, so much so I found myself blurting out finally! She got the "O." I could picture what her apartment looked like and the sound of Clive and his hang nail. Finished the book in two days which is a little slow for me but I have a four year old so its sneak and read when I can lol.

About the author

Alice Clayton worked in the cosmetics industry for over a decade before picking up a pen (read: laptop). She enjoys gardening but not weeding, baking but not cleaning up, and finally convinced her long-time boyfriend to marry her. And she finally got her Bernese Mountain Dog.