White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners

Dr. Verne Edstrom, Esq.

xuño de 2006 · Vendido por Crown Archetype

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The definitive guide to high-class trailer park living.
 
White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:
 
The proper way to fake a back injury
How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
The 10 Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
How to improve your drunk driving skills
Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience store robbery fun for the whole family
 
There’s also troubleshooting for troublemakers:
 
I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp?
Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?
 
And much more.

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After graduating in just eleven years from the White Trash Studies program at University of Wisconsin–Green Bay, Dr. VERNE EDSTROM, ESQ., set out to write a book Emily Post would be proud of—if she knew how to hang drywall and steer a bass boat with her feet. PETE KOTZ, a.k.a.Verne, lives in Cleveland, where he edits Scene, one of the Midwest’s best alternative weeklies.