Divine and Dateless: A Hilarious and Steamy Paranormal Romance!

Tara West

Jul 2014 · Shifting Sands Publishing

About this ebook

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Good girls go to heaven...bad girls go all the way.

Fallen Angel Ash MacLeod has to be a good girl if she wants to trade up her dump in purgatory for a high-rise in heaven. If only she wasn't tempted by a sexy grim reaper in tight denim. 

Five Reasons Why Purgatory Sucks:

1. I can't unsee my grandpa in that leather thong. 

2. PMS is just as miserable when you're dead. 

3. My dating options have been reduced to a hydrophobic grim reaper with an aversion to commitment, a guy with a hammer stuck in his cranium, and a sadistic drill sergeant with a big whistle and an even bigger ego. 

4. Demons want to burn my eyes out. 

5. I left my vibrator back on earth.

PRAISE (or not) FOR DIVINE AND DATELESS

"Warning! Tears of laughter is expected."

"This is a trashy book laced with sex scenes."

"The author is either very h*rny or hungry."

"For those who watched the food poisoning scene in the movie Bridesmaids and didn't think it was laugh out loud hilarious, this is not your book. For the rest of you, this is a great romp (and no, the book is not consumed with only scatological humor -- it's rich in all kinds.)"

"Divine and Dateless is a well crafted, well edited, wonderfully imaginative, fast-paced, full-length standalone supernatural tale filled to the brim with spellbinding fantasy, laugh-out-loud humor, outrageously hilarious characters, a wonderfully unique story arc and sweet, heavenly romance."

 **Winner of the 2015 eFestival of Words Best Romance**

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For fans of Sookie Stackhouse, Charlaine Harris, Darynda Jones, Angie Fox, Deborah Wilde, and K.F. Breene

Ratings and reviews

Ash doesn't deserve such a lovely guy as Grim. Excellent character description.Such a self centred woman. The writing was funny, bold and very true to life. We didn't really get to know the other characters stories, which I would have liked, but I guess that's what book two is for. Good read, kept me entertained until the end.

The book started out great and had me laughing and wondering if I had enough credits to move to the Penthouse. But once the plot about Ghosters squad came in, the book lost its appeal. The theme about becoming a better person was completely lost. It changed the feel of the book from an Emotional Comedy to a Thriller Comedy.

Really enjoyed this book. Full of change and the main female character was like some women today she didn't have a clue about real life only about what she wanted at the time. Grim was her dream man and even when she thought he was lost she knew he was important. There are a lot of people in the world who don't really know how to lives there lives and just stumble along from day to day. Enjoyed this. can't wait to read the next instalment of there story.

About the author

Tara West writes books about dragons, witches, and handsome heroes while eating chocolate, lots and lots of chocolate. She's willing to share her dragons, witches, and heroes. Keep your hands off her chocolate. A former high school English teacher, Tara is now a full-time writer. She enjoys spending time with her family, interacting with her fans, rescuing rabbits, and fishing the Texas coast. 

Awards include: Dragon Song, Grave Ellis 2015 Readers Choice Award, Favorite Fantasy Romance

Divine and Dateless, 2015 eFestival of Words, Best Romance

Damned and Desirable, 2014 Coffee Time Romance Book of the Year

Sophie's Secret, selected by The Duff and Paranormal V Activity movies and Wattpad recommended reading lists

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