I Loathe You: with audio recording

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Unconditional loathing is monsterly love in this sweetly humorous story with audio.

Just how much does Big Monster loathe Little Monster? Let it count the ways....

I loathe you more than tooth decay
More than blizzard snow in May
More than garbage in a dump
More than splinters in my rump
No matter what, through thick and thin, I loathe you there and back again!

Author and illustrator David Slonim depicts a tender, tongue-in-cheek celebration of a very special kind of loa...er, love. This eBook edition includes audio!
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About the author

David Slonim is the author and illustrator of He Came with the Couch, a 2006 Bright Horizons Top Three Books of the Year selection; Oh, Ducky; and I Loathe You. He has illustrated more than fifteen other books, including Moishe’s Miracle by Laura Krauss Melmed, which was named one of the top ten children’s books of 2000 by The New York Times. He lives in Indiana with his wife and their four children.
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Publisher
Simon and Schuster
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Published on
Dec 18, 2012
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Pages
24
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ISBN
9781442457096
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Features
Original pages
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Android 3.0+ tablet
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Language
English
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Genres
Juvenile Fiction / General
Juvenile Fiction / Holidays & Celebrations / Valentine's Day
Juvenile Fiction / Humorous Stories
Juvenile Fiction / Monsters
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