America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't

Stephen Colbert

Oct 2012 · Sold by Grand Central Publishing

About this ebook

Book store nation, in the history of mankind there has never been a greater country than America. You could say we're the #1 nation at being the best at greatness.

But as perfect as America is in every single way, America is broken! And we can't exchange it because we're 236 years past the 30-day return window. Look around--we don't make anything anymore, we've mortgaged our future to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders. Worse, the L.A. Four Seasons Hotel doesn't even have a dedicated phone button for the Spa. You have to dial an extension! Where did we lose our way?!

It's high time we restored America to the greatness it never lost!

Luckily, America Again will singlebookedly pull this country back from the brink. It features everything from chapters, to page numbers, to fonts. Covering subject's ranging from healthcare ("I shudder to think where we'd be without the wide variety of prescription drugs to treat our maladies, such as think-shuddering") to the economy ("Life is giving us lemons, and we're shipping them to the Chinese to make our lemon-flavored leadonade") to food ("Feel free to deep fry this book-it's a rich source of fiber"), Stephen gives America the dose of truth it needs to get back on track.

Ratings and reviews

I love Colbert's show because he highlights real issues with humor, and this book IS characteristically funny, but really most of it is drivel. This book could be a hundred pages long and be one condensed shot of sarcasm to quell your raging, insatiable Colbert needs.

Stephen.. You are a disgrace! President Trump does not deserve an idiot like you to try to disgrace him and his family. You are an idiot with no intelligence whatsoever. PLEASE viewers and listeners, do not waste your time with this dude. Listen to him for one minute and you will get it (he is just a friggin jackass). he is a liar and a boring crazy bum that does not deserve your valuable time.

This book was absolutely hilarious...I found my self as excited about reading this book as reading 50 shades of black.... This is not only a must read; but it is also a got to buy it.... Cause your not getting mine!

About the author

Stephen Colbert was The Daily Show's longest-running and most diverse correspondent. His personality, insight and overall rightness could only lead to The Colbert Report, a half-hour nightly platform for him to give his take on the issues of the day, and, more importantly, to tell you why everyone else's take is just plain wrong. The show has been hugely successful.