I Want You to Shut the F#ck Up: How the Audacity of Dopes Is Ruining America

D.L. Hughley · Michael Malice

Jul 2012 · Sold by Crown Archetype

About this ebook

D.L. Hughley calls it like he sees it, discussing everything from dating to former president Barack Obama with sharp, thoughtful commentary
 
“The best book since The Hunger Games. First he was a King of Comedy; now he’s the king of comedy authors.”—Chris Rock
 
The American dream is in dire need of a wake-up call. A f*cked up society is like an addict: if you are in denial, then things are going to keep getting worse until you hit bottom. According to D. L. Hughley, that's the direction in which America is headed.

In I Want You to Shut the F*ck Up, D.L. explains how we've become a nation of fat sissies playing Chicken Little, but in reverse: The sky is falling, but we're supposed to act like everything's fine. D.L. just points out the sobering facts: there is no standard of living by which we are the best. In terms of life expectancy, we're 36th—tied with Cuba; in terms of literacy, we're 20th—behind Kazakhstan.

Things are bad now and they're only going to get worse. Unless, of course, you sit down, shut the f*ck up, and listen to what D. L. Hughley has to say. I Want You to Shut the F*ck Up is a slap to the political senses, a much needed ass-kicking of the American sense of entitlement.  In these pages, D. L. Hughley calls it like he sees it, offering his hilarious yet insightful thoughts on:

• Our supposedly post-racial society
• The similarities between America the superpower and the drunk idiot at the bar
• Why apologizing is not the answer to controversy, especially when you meant what you said 
• Why civil rights leaders are largely to blame for black people not being represented on television
• And more!

Ratings and reviews

Tremendous book. Well written. Insightful.Laugh out loud funny.I recommend this as required reading for The G.O.P if they really want to fix their gender and race issues and to anyone who has ever wondered out loud (or in their mind) about the black male experience. I truly believe this book captures it in real raw detail.

I'm proud of this young man. I purchased the book because I knew DL would tell the truth. Good book, brother!

Please liberals, spend what little money you have on this irrelevant tome.

About the author

D.L. Hughley is one of the most popular and highly recognized standup comedians on the road today. D.L. is the host of the talk show The D.L. Hughley Show. Previously, he served as a weekly contributor to The Tom Joyner Morning Show and hosted his own late night talk show on CNN, D.L. Hughley Breaks the News. Recently, D.L. starred in his own one-hour special (his fourth for HBO) entitled Unapologetic. As the star and producer of his namesake television show that ran on ABC and UPN, The Hughleys, D.L. is also well known as one of the standout comedians on the hit comedy docu-film The Original Kings of Comedy. He is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit, including appearances on Real Time with Bill Maher, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Conan. He has even guest-hosted on such shows as The View and Live with Regis & Kelly. He is also the author of four books: I Want You to Shut the F#ck Up; Black Man, White House; How Not to Get Shot; and Surrender, White People!