About this ebook
The hilarious romantic comedy from NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR Sophie Kinsella . . . soon to be a major motion picture!
Emma is like every girl in the world. She has a few little secrets.
Secrets from her mother:
1. I lost my virginity in the spare bedroom to Danny Nussbaum while Mum and Dad were downstairs watching TV.
... From her boyfriend:
2. I’m a size twelve. Not a size eight, like Connor thinks.
3. I’ve always thought Connor looks a bit like Ken. As in Barbie and Ken.
... From her colleagues:
4. When Artemis really annoys me (which is pretty much every day), I feed her plant orange juice.
5. It was me who jammed the copier that time. In fact, all the times.
...Secrets she wouldn’t share with anyone in the world:
6. My G string is hurting me.
7. I faked my Maths GCSE grade on my CV.
8. I have no idea what NATO stands for. Or even what it is...
...until she spills them all to a handsome stranger on a plane. After all, she’ll never see him again.
But on Monday morning, Emma’s office is abuzz about the arrival of Jack Harper, the company’s elusive CEO. Suddenly Emma is face-to-face with the stranger from the plane, a man who knows every single humiliating detail about her.
Things couldn’t possibly get worse... Until they do.
***** EVERYBODY LOVES SOPHIE KINSELLA: *****
'Funny, fast and farcical. I loved it' JOJO MOYES
'I couldn’t put it down.' LOUISE PENTLAND (SprinkleofGlitter)
'I almost cried with laughter' DAILY MAIL
'Life doesn't get much better than a new Sophie Kinsella novel' RED
'Hilarious . . . you'll laugh and gasp on every page' JENNY COLGAN
Emma is like every girl in the world. She has a few little secrets.
Secrets from her mother:
1. I lost my virginity in the spare bedroom to Danny Nussbaum while Mum and Dad were downstairs watching TV.
... From her boyfriend:
2. I’m a size twelve. Not a size eight, like Connor thinks.
3. I’ve always thought Connor looks a bit like Ken. As in Barbie and Ken.
... From her colleagues:
4. When Artemis really annoys me (which is pretty much every day), I feed her plant orange juice.
5. It was me who jammed the copier that time. In fact, all the times.
...Secrets she wouldn’t share with anyone in the world:
6. My G string is hurting me.
7. I faked my Maths GCSE grade on my CV.
8. I have no idea what NATO stands for. Or even what it is...
...until she spills them all to a handsome stranger on a plane. After all, she’ll never see him again.
But on Monday morning, Emma’s office is abuzz about the arrival of Jack Harper, the company’s elusive CEO. Suddenly Emma is face-to-face with the stranger from the plane, a man who knows every single humiliating detail about her.
Things couldn’t possibly get worse... Until they do.
***** EVERYBODY LOVES SOPHIE KINSELLA: *****
'Funny, fast and farcical. I loved it' JOJO MOYES
'I couldn’t put it down.' LOUISE PENTLAND (SprinkleofGlitter)
'I almost cried with laughter' DAILY MAIL
'Life doesn't get much better than a new Sophie Kinsella novel' RED
'Hilarious . . . you'll laugh and gasp on every page' JENNY COLGAN
Ratings and reviews
4.5
241 reviews
Shereen Meiring
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June 13, 2019
It was fun, i don't have the book on my phone but I do have the real book. I think this is my 10th time this year that I have read it. Both DRAMA,ROMANS and BETRAIL (sorry for my spelling, thats how we spell things here. So sorry if I didn't spell it wright) If I cloud I would give this book 10 STARS OR MORE. Thank you Sophie for this amazing book.
Dianne Damata
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February 17, 2017
I picked up this book as a light read between books and I absolutely adored it. First time I read this author's books and I will definately persue her other work. Emma was a bit of a dimwit at times, but aren't we all and that made her all the more endearing and Jack - well he was just adorable ! This is one of those books that I ordinarily would not have picked up but am so very glad to have come across it. So disappointed that it is now finished as I was so thoroughly enjoying the read.
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A Google user
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February 8, 2012
this is a cute easy read book. bit of fun is you don't take it.too seriously. sometimes a bit unrealistic and far fetched. the characters are a bit weird and do things i don't really understand or feel anyone in there right mind would do, despite the situations they are in. the ending is a little rushed too. but not so bad overall. something for fun
About the author
Sophie Kinsella is an internationally bestselling writer. She is the author of many number one bestsellers, including the hugely popular Shopaholic series. She has also written seven bestselling novels as Madeleine Wickham and several books for children. She lives in the UK with her husband and family.
Visit her website at www.sophiekinsella.co.uk and find her on Facebook at www.facebook.com/SophieKinsellaOfficial. You can also follow her on Twitter @KinsellaSophie and Instagram @sophiekinsellawriter.
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