I’m what you call a god, a superstar, a winner.
I’m good at everything I do and
I know exactly how to get what I want.
Being a professional snowboarder is my purpose in life.
I’m only at Cranmore University to appease my parents.
But, if I want to graduate, I need to pass physics.
And, since failing is not an option,
Blackmailing a nerd who hates me is my last resort.
I’m what some call a geek, a nerd, a loser.
And I don’t care.
I know who I am.
I know where I come from.
And I know exactly where I’m going.
That’s why I’m at Cranmore University.
To get my degree and begin my life.
But that plan gets quickly derailed
Thanks to an unbecoming video
A blackmailing snowboarder
And his ex who’s hell-bent on making my life miserable.
They say everyone comes into your life for a reason.
What happens when that person is the opposite of what you want...
but exactly what you need?