The Cows

Dawn O’Porter

Apr 2017 · Sold by HarperCollins

About this ebook

*Dawn O’Porter’s brand new novel, CAT LADY, is available to buy now! *

THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER, shortlisted for best audiobook in the Specsavers National Book Awards 2018

Fearlessly frank and funny, the debut adult novel from Dawn O’Porter is the book that everybody needs to read right now.

COW [n.]
/kaʊ/

A piece of meat; born to breed; past its sell-by-date; one of the herd.

Three women. A whole world of judgement.

Tara, Cam and Stella are very different women. Yet in a society that sets the agenda, there’s something about being a woman that ties invisible bonds between us.

When one extraordinary event rockets Tara to online infamy, their three worlds collide in ways they could never imagine – and they discover that one woman’s catastrophe might just be another’s inspiration.

Through friendship and conflict, difference and likeness, they’ll learn to find their own voices.

Because sometimes it’s OK not to follow the herd.

Ratings and reviews

When I first heard about this book, I opted to read it as I thought it would be fresh and funny but I struggled through to the end. This is the tale of three women; none of whom live ordinary day to day lives like most of us. Camilla is a blogger with strong views on equality for all, which I heartily endorse. Tara is a documentary film maker, who has to fight to hold her own in a workplace where she's the only woman. Stella is haunted by the death of her twin sister and mother, and this slants her view of the world. Strange circumstances bring these three into the same circles, although their lives are very different. The view of feminism shown in this book took away a lot of enjoyment from this story for me; in all honesty whilst I'm no prude I found it all a bit tacky and this is not an author I would read again. I'm so glad to have reached maturity without the internet dictating how I lived my life! My thanks to publisher Harper Collins for my copy via NetGalley. This is my honest, original and unbiased review.

To be entirely honest there are things about this book that I really dislike intently. However, they are not things that the author has written or dreamt up they are the realities of the world around us. Mainly the monster that is Social Media and the way it shapes our daily interactions without us really realising it, the way it isolates and vilifies, the encouragement it gives bullies by virtue of the anonymity of it all. The other thing I cannot abide is Feminism and, ultimately, much of the book is a treatise on feminism - so divisive, we are all human and it doesn't matter if we have an inny or an outty we are all deserving of the same basic levels of respect and care as each other. The feminism displayed in this book is of the oft-peddled 1960's and 1970's kind that appears to speak to women being somehow superior and it drives me batty. So why the 4-Stars? Quite simply I really enjoyed the book. I don't get the laugh out loud humour touted in the blurb though; I struggled to raise a wry smile most of the time. What I did like was the individual voices of the three main characters and their struggles were well told and felt eminently believable for a modern world; even if I did not entirely agree with their actions many times. It is very much a cautionary tale though, or that could be my inherent cynicism poking through. The plot is secondary to character development and this works very well here. In fact, you can almost feel the script for a 3 part Saturday Night Drama or a butchered 90 minute chick flick. The characters are disparate and somehow the author has given each an individual voice - something that is to be applauded as often the author takes over and it is their voice that colours everything. Cam is a darling of Social Media, in at the start she makes her living from blogging and does so very well. She is the link to the other characters as they both visit her blog and through it interact with her. To be honest her blog is something I would avoid, I have to agree with Stella that it is all a little bit "look how happy I am. Look how perfect my life is"; in other words all a little bit fake with something controversial thrown in to boost the ratings. Stella has simply never recovered from the loss of her mother and her twin sister and is in a downward spiral of grief and anguish that leads her to behave in quite unexpected ways (the rationalisation for her actions is actually well thought through and her descent to an emotional hell is well plotted and described). Tara is in the wrong place, at the wrong time and doing the wrong thing and this throws her life, and the lives of her family, in to complete disorder as she is tried in the Court Of Public Opinion and found Guilty (admittedly what she did is rather unbelievable but it could have been so much worse). It was a surprisingly intelligent book about modern society and the assumptions we make about others but hate them making about us. I was expecting this to be far more trite and formulaic and was quite pleasantly surprised - so much so I may even be eagerly awaiting a new novel from Ms O'Porter.

Clever, honest, witty and lovely; Dawn O'Porter creates a story of women helping women turn lemons into lemonade....and not apologizing for it!

About the author

DAWN O’PORTER lives in Los Angeles with her husband Chris, her two boys Art and Valentine, her cat Lilu and dog Potato.

Dawn started out in TV production but quickly landed in front of the camera, making numerous documentaries that included immersive investigations of Polygamy, Size Zero, Childbirth, Free Love, Breast Cancer and the movie Dirty Dancing. Further TV work included This Old Thing, a prime-time Channel 4 show celebrating the wonders of vintage clothing.

Dawn’s journalism has appeared in multiple publications and she was the monthly columnist for Glamour magazine. She is now a full-time writer of six books – although she would probably have written sixteen if it weren’t for her addiction to Instagram Stories.

Most recently, Dawn has written the script for Especially for You, a jukebox musical using the infamous Stock Aitken and Waterman back catalogue. She is also interviewing guests for her new ‘So Lucky’ podcast series.