Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for his hometown paper, The Stamford Advocate in Connecticut. His column is syndicated and has run in newspapers across the country and around the world. As a chilling example of just how low journalistic standards have sunk, he has won many awards, including three for humorous writing from the National Society of Newspaper Columnists. Mr. Zezima has written for such magazines as Reader’s Digest and Family Circle; he is a regular contributor to the Huffington Post; he has extensive television and radio experience; he is a popular public speaker; and he even has a blog: www.jerryzezima.blogspot.com. Mr. Zezima lives on Long Island, New York. He has one wife, two daughters and many creditors. He has no interesting hobbies.