His American Princess

The Crown Affair

Book 3
Pamela DuMond
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Too filthy to be a fairy tale…


A few years ago, I was an impoverished cocktail waitress struggling to pay the bills. Now I’m marrying gorgeous Maximillian Rochartè, the Prince of Bellèno. Or at least I’m trying to.


Pompous windbag Archbishop Causesdesperdeus claims we’re not legally wed. Says we have to track down the unauthorized priest who performed our ceremony, convince him to scrub his name off the license, and get re-married before the paparazzi blows the scandal wide open.


But Max must serve his obligatory Guard duty, so it falls on Leo, his brother the Crown Prince -- who recently admitted he’s 'got feelings' for me, the Ladies-in-Waiting, and me to travel to Italy and do whatever it takes get this messy, sexy job done.


What could possibly go wrong? 


PRAISE for THE CROWN AFFAIR


"O-M-Freaking-G!!!... I loved this one! I just couldn’t read it fast enough."  BCherry 27


"... thanks to the … very dirty mind of a very hot ginger prince." Rae Sonethyn


"...heart all mushing, sexy and delightfully entertaining romantic comedy." A. Reviewer


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The American Princess © 2018 is the re-imagined, ‘smuttier’ version of Royally Wed: The Poser © 2017. Additional content has been added to the original story.

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USA Today Bestselling author Pamela DuMond can’t pick between writing swoony romance, dark romance, and books that make people laugh. Therefore, she writes them all.

Pam pitched the ERIN BROCKOVICH story to 'Hollywood.’ Her books have been adapted into mobile games by Chapters Interactive Stories, optioned for film /TV, and featured in Glamour UK.  A Midwestern girl at heart, Pam lives in So Cal where she’s busy reading, writing, and being bossed around by two cute, opinionated cats.

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Too filthy to be a fairytale...


The tabloids say I’m alpha, arrogant, and relentless. I can live with that because I’m Maximillian Rochartè, Prince of Bellèno and I make royal problems go away.


The monarchy borrowed millions from shady oligarchs and loans are coming due. I convince a billionaire to fork over a fortune in exchange for marrying his daughter, Lady Cici to my playboy brother. Cici needs a few weeks to clear up loose ends but by then someone will be murdered and dumped into the Black Sea as fish food. Probably me.


I hire Vivian, an out of work American cocktail waitress -- who could be Cici’s sexier, funnier, smarter twin -- to impersonate her for a few weeks. Our chemistry’s crazy and I can’t help but proposition her relentlessly. In spite of my dirty, filthy, all consuming thoughts about what I’ll do to her once I get her in the sack -- I transform Vivian into a ‘lady.’


Now we’re back in Bellèno, weeks have passed, and Cici’s a no-show. I know in the depths of my deceitful heart that I'm falling in love with Vivian. Unfortunately, my brother is too...


PRAISE


"Deceit, suspense, jealously, heartbreak, Love, angst—it was like reading a contemporary version of The Crown. I could not put this book down." April Symes


"I absolutely love Vivian and Max." Amy Stephens


"... thanks to the … very dirty mind of a very hot ginger prince." Rae Sonethyn


"...heart all mushing, sexy and delightfully entertaining romantic comedy." A. Reviewer


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I pick up Vivian's boot that has just bounced off my face after she threw it at my head. “Hold on, Cinderella. You forgot your glass slipper.” I can’t help but admire her bare leg: long, lean, toned.


“It’s pleather. Burn it,” she says. “Oh crap, did I hit you in the eye?”


“Yes, Rocky. I’ve endured worse.” I imagine both of her gorgeous legs draped over my shoulders as I... and I’m struck with the most brilliant idea. “It looks like you’re out of a job. Interested in a new one?”


——


The Prince’s Playbook © 2018 is the re-imagined, smuttier version of Part-time Princess © 2014. Both books are written by USA Today bestselling author Pamela DuMond. Additional content has been added to the original story.


One click this gorgeous, smutty, romantic comedy!

Too filthy to be a fairytale...


The tabloids say I’m alpha, arrogant, and relentless. I can live with that because I’m Maximillian Rochartè, Prince of Bellèno and I make royal problems go away.


The monarchy borrowed millions from shady oligarchs and loans are coming due. I convince a billionaire to fork over a fortune in exchange for marrying his daughter, Lady Cici to my playboy brother. Cici needs a few weeks to clear up loose ends but by then someone will be murdered and dumped into the Black Sea as fish food. Probably me.


I hire Vivian, an out of work American cocktail waitress -- who could be Cici’s sexier, funnier, smarter twin -- to impersonate her for a few weeks. Our chemistry’s crazy and I can’t help but proposition her relentlessly. In spite of my dirty, filthy, all consuming thoughts about what I’ll do to her once I get her in the sack -- I transform Vivian into a ‘lady.’


Now we’re back in Bellèno, weeks have passed, and Cici’s a no-show. I know in the depths of my deceitful heart that I'm falling in love with Vivian. Unfortunately, my brother is too...


PRAISE


"Deceit, suspense, jealously, heartbreak, Love, angst—it was like reading a contemporary version of The Crown. I could not put this book down." April Symes


"I absolutely love Vivian and Max." Amy Stephens


"... thanks to the … very dirty mind of a very hot ginger prince." Rae Sonethyn


"...heart all mushing, sexy and delightfully entertaining romantic comedy." A. Reviewer


——


I pick up Vivian's boot that has just bounced off my face after she threw it at my head. “Hold on, Cinderella. You forgot your glass slipper.” I can’t help but admire her bare leg: long, lean, toned.


“It’s pleather. Burn it,” she says. “Oh crap, did I hit you in the eye?”


“Yes, Rocky. I’ve endured worse.” I imagine both of her gorgeous legs draped over my shoulders as I... and I’m struck with the most brilliant idea. “It looks like you’re out of a job. Interested in a new one?”


——


The Prince’s Playbook © 2018 is the re-imagined, smuttier version of Part-time Princess © 2014. Both books are written by USA Today bestselling author Pamela DuMond. Additional content has been added to the original story.


One click this gorgeous, smutty, romantic comedy!

 USA Today Bestselling author, PAMELA DuMOND, pitched the real life ERIN BROCKOVICH story to 'Hollywood', where it became the smash hit movie. Now she brings readers brings readers the hilarious ANNIE GRACELAND COZY MYSTERY BOX SET #1.

Annie Graceland's a baker with a PINCH of PSYCHIC ABILITY…

She can see and talk with ghosts. Unfortunately they can see and talk with her as well, guilting her into investigating and solving their murders. These LOL cozy mysteries have a little romance, recipes, and even a cat! 

PRAISE:

"One part Ghost Whisperer, two parts Stephanie Plum, shake and stir and you have Annie Graceland!" Dakota Cassidy - USA Today Bestselling author.

"...it's a wild and wacky whodunit..." Beth Hoffman - NYT Bestselling Author. 

“A funny mystery… That’s a double treat if you ask me!” Marcia Wallace – Emmy Award Winning Actress – The Simpsons. 


THE ANNIE GRACELAND BOX SET includes: 

CUPCAKES, LIES, and DEAD GUYS (#1) 
CUPCAKES, SALES, and COCKTAILS (#2) 
CUPCAKES, PIES, and HOT GUYS (#3) 
CUPCAKES, PAWS, and BAD SANTA CLAUS (#4) 

DEAD GUYS: 
When Dr. Fuller, a famous, self-help author is poisoned with one of Annie Graceland's signature cupcakes, she becomes a murder suspect. His know-it-all ghost recruits Annie to solve his murder. Now she’s forced to infiltrate the lives of HOLLYWOOD’S ELITE; the famous crew of suspects who wanted Fuller dead. Can Annie solve the crime before she becomes the next victim? 

COCKTAILS: 
Annie's re-entering the dating world and her friends push her to spruce up her wardrobe. She squares off against Edith Flowers, the world's most obnoxious DEPARTMENT STORE CLERK. When Edith's murdered, her ghost nags Annie to find her killer. Can she solve the crime before handsome Detective Campillio finds it odd she keeps showing up at murder scenes?

HOT GUYS: 
Annie's mother cons her into visiting her hometown to judge a pie contest... which is actually the Wisconsin Hot ‘Guys’ Contest. When a PAGEANT CONTESTANT is murdered, his ghost turns to her to solve his crime. It doesn't help that another boy from Annie's past is all grown up, and determined to win her heart.

BAD SANTA CLAUS: 
It’s Christmas season but Annie’s not feeling the holiday spirit. Annie’s BFF takes her shopping to cheer her up—instead Santa Claus practically feels them up. Annie spots the Sweet Paws animal charity table and flees there—only to be guilted into slaving at their holiday fundraiser. When BAD SANTA is murdered at the Furball, Annie must track down the killer before others are whacked. 

MORE books in the Annie Graceland Series: Cupcakes, Diaries, and Rotten Inquiries ** Cupcakes, Bats, and Scare-dy Cats ** Cupcakes, Bars, and Rock Stars ** Cupcakes, Spies, and Despicable Guys ** and coming soon... Cupcakes, Screams, and Drama Queens.

GRAB this LOL Annie Graceland Cozy Mystery Box Set and save some dough!

 THE CLIENT: A PLAYING DIRTY second chances, STAND ALONE Romantic Comedy from USA Today bestselling author Pamela DuMond.


I'm an underpaid assistant working at a matchmaking agency, surviving on Insta-Ramen and dreams. How is it possible that I made a love match that resulted in the society marriage of the year? 


Christmas season is upon us and I plan on enjoying this gorgeous wedding by drinking too much Champagne, eating 5 star food, and relaxing for a change. I don't plan on running into the smoking hot, tuxedo-clad brick wall of a man. I don't plan on him stopping my fall by grabbing onto my boob and Not. Letting. Go. I most definitely don't plan on this gorgeous man being my new CLIENT.


Joe is heir to the Delacroix Hotel fortune, whip smart, hilariously funny, and so yummy. I am tempted to… good God I want to... but sleeping with clients is a big, fat ‘No-No.’


Aren't some rules meant to be broken?


PRAISE:

"Funny, witty, and hot, hot, HOT!..." ~ Ann Charles, USA Today Bestselling Author.

"A captivating love story; simply have no words to describe how beautiful it is." Sofia Beddable Reads 

"And don't get me started on the sexy scenes...I found myself panting... ~ Starange13 

"2 Thumbs up for a great heart warming story..." ~ Barbara - A. Reviewer

"Lots of feels, terrific secondary characters, drama, comedy, angst, this book has it all!" ~ Melissa P.

"Sexy, effervescent banter ..." Mia Hopkins Author

"The initial meeting between Charlotte and Joe is downright hilarious." My Book Filled Life

"The perfect balance of funny (like laugh out loud funny), witty, and sexy (sosohot)." ~ Sweet Red Reader


One click a Pamela DuMond Romantic Comedy today!
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