Gate Crashers

· Macmillan + ORM
4.1
17 reviews
Ebook
409
Pages
Eligible

About this ebook

“Tomlinson’s well-plotted tale of first contact pinballs between hard science-fiction and hilarity, delivering a thrilling yarn.” —Matt Forbeck, New York Times–bestselling author

The only thing as infinite and expansive as the universe is humanity’s unquestionable ability to make bad decisions.

Humankind ventures further into the galaxy than ever before . . . and immediately causes an intergalactic incident. In their infinite wisdom, the crew of the exploration vessel Magellan, or as she prefers “Maggie,” decides to bring the alien structure they just found back to Earth. The only problem? The aliens are awfully fond of that structure.

A planet full of bumbling, highly evolved primates has just put itself on a collision course with a far wider, and more hostile, galaxy that is stranger than anyone can possibly imagine.

“Taut, funny, and human, Gate Crashers takes us from zero to FTL in seconds flat.” —Max Gladstone, coauthor of This Is How You Lose the Time War

“A well-drawn ensemble cast of scientists, soldiers, and aliens enriches this quirky first-contact tale.” —Kirkus Reviews

Ratings and reviews

4.1
17 reviews
Chris Jones
October 14, 2019
Close to five stars for me, but jumps back and forth across the line between low-hardness SF and Hitchhikers style anything-funny-goes style writing a bit too much. Also points off for making me the only person in the room agreeing with Maximus, even if it was over how to cook fillet mignon.
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eric mckinnon
October 30, 2018
This hit all my high sci-fi buttons while keeping me laughing the whole time.
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Patrick Wirth
July 18, 2018
I pre-bought the book. Sat on it for a couple weeks. Then read it in one sitting. It's 2 am. I'm going to bed.
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About the author

Patrick S. Tomlinson is a man of many hats. In addition to writing Sci-Fi novels (Gate Crashers) and shorts, he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the midwest performing as a stand-up comedian. Between gigs, cons, and rewrites, he works as a pundit and frequent political contributor, with columns appearing in publications such as The Hill and The New York Times. In the little downtime remaining, Patrick enjoys hobbies such as motorcycling, model-building, and shooting. He lives in Milwaukee with his wife, two cats, a bearded dragon, and a 2008 Bullitt Edition Mustang named Susan.

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